YingYang: “Fifty Shades of Grey” Party

Tired of Octoberfests and Halloween Parties?

Ying Yang announcing Fifty Shades of Grey Party

While busying myself in the futile attempt of keeping up with all the halloween parties out there, here’s a nice change: on Nov., 16th, sauna club Ying Yang in Roermond/NL will have a fifty shades of grey party!

And even though they promise “more info on facebook” without having that put up yet, it’s gonna be fun and it’s gonna be kinky! So stay tuned for more info on this unusual one!


Last Octoberfest? Erotikpark Bünde

Now this was a special weekend -Donald Trump claimed the you can grab chicks by the pussy if you only got the money! How dare he! That is so disgusting and so untrue… I went to the nearest FKK (LuderLounge, Dortmund) and not only grabbed a chick by the puss, for €30,- 😉

And having a little chat with a guy i meet every now and then and here and there, I got reminded of a place called “Saunaclub Platinum” where i had spent some real nice hours quite some time ago. You won’t believe what google showed me: Dog food! Yep, on platinum.com they sell meat :O How dare they!

So sometime later a friend told me, the platinum has been gone for good quite some time and reopened as Magnum Saunaclub. Claiming to now be the biggest place around with a whopping “Inside area 3000 sqm/ 32000 sqft”. And 100 chicks +, happy to be grabbed … ok, ok, done with that!

This has somehow passed me by. And even though the website is more flashy than informative, I have a new place to check out next time I’m around there.

oktoberfest-bunde-16Getting back to what this post was originally intended about. Rumor has it, that people in the east of west(!)phalia are.. leeets saaayy a little more relaaaaxed than others. So it may not be coincidence, that Erotikpark Bünde have the last Octoberfest of this year!

There’ll be all the usual goodies – Girls in that bavarian dress with no undies – willing to be grabbed… 😉 , Bavarian style Food and beer and… well, you get it. Special will be a combination of “finest black music” and “Wiesenhits” – a modern version of the infamous Oompah music! So if you’re around with a looot of time on your hands… don’t miss it!

List of Halloween Events in german FKK Clubs 2016

So i tried my best to keep you informed about the octoberfests with a new post every time i stumbled across yet another one… not fun, really. So about the halloween events, I’ll just edit this one! Golden Time will be included here once they know – and publish – their plans 😉

Usually there’s no extra charge for these events. If I find out otherwise, I’ll let you know.

Even easier (for me;)) : adding on top!

PHG Long Halloween Weekend

Halloween @ Planet Happy Garden
Halloween @ Planet Happy Garden

LaLuna, Oct 31st

laluna halloween

Acapulco Gold on Oct, 29th


Samya’s halloween artwork found:

Samya’s Halloween Artwork – for full party desciption, please scroll dwon!









So for a start:

FKK Great Palace, Castrop Rauxel

The Graet Palace's announcement for Halloween 2016
The Great Palace’s announcement for Halloween 2016







Same day, different place:

Samya FKK, Cologne

This time no artwork. Just a text message, which I’ll translate below

Grosse Halloween Party im Samya am 31.10.2016

Liebe Freunde des Samya Clubs,

—Party Alarm —
Am Montag den 31.10.2016

steigt, auch dieses Jahr wieder, die beliebte

– Samya Halloween Party –

– Am Abend erwartet Euch ein spannendes Halloween-Buffet

– Cocktails for free


– Und natürlich verwandelt sich das Samya wieder passend zum Thema……..

P.S: Auch wenn der ein oder andere von Euch, auch außerhalb von
Halloween, schon mal einer “HEXE” im Samya begegnet sein sollte,
muss man zu Halloween naturgemäß, eher vermehrt mit der
Begegnung jener Spezies rechnen………… -:)

Das alles sollte man sich besser nicht entgehen lassen…………

Euer Samya und Team

Big Halloween Party at Samya on Oct, 31 2016

Dear Friends of Samya Club,

—Party Alert —
On Monday, Oct 31st 2016

we’ll have, as every year, the popular

– Samya Halloween Party –

  • exciting Halloween-Buffet waiting for you in the evening
  • Cocktails for free
  • Raffle (recent years, prices were worth it alone – Frank)
  • And naturally themed decor ……..

P.S: Even though one or the other of you might have ncountered a “witch” at samya, even out of Halloween, during this time such encounters are even more likely – naturally………… -:)

All of this you’d better not miss…………

Yours Samya und Team

Bye Octoberfests – Halloween coming up!

While most octoberfests are already history by the end of September, Clubs gear up for the parties: And the calendar demands it’ll be halloween!

And as usual there’ll be quite some differences between what ach club will put up – least common denominator being customs for the ladies and themed Buffet.

Depending on my motivation I’m probably just gonna update this post, so check back every now or then.

First to announce (or first to be found by me) is Golden Time. And they also created a nice logo – though no real info yet:

FKK Club Golden Time, Brüggen, announcing Halloween Party

Octoberfest in PHG: 1 week

While most – almost all – Clubs do an Octoberfest, the one at Planet Happy Garden will be among the ones to last a whole week instead of just one day!

And while most – almost all;) – Clubs publish what that will mean, PHG are not letting us know the easy way – food? dressing? shows? music? pricing?

Anybody dropping by is welcome to send me any Info they might come across!

Oktoberfest 2016 in Planet Happy Garden 26. September – 3. Oktober

New Resource: The German FKK Club Slang Dictionary

The other day I was all motivated: Going out for my first field report after the relaunch! Hadn’t been to FKK Verena for years now and it would be just on the way, less than 2km extra drive. One of the last chance to sit in the sun with – well, mineral water! And just maybe a nice blowjob, even a fuck-in-the-sun were within reach 😀

FKK Verena / ex Bel Ami: nothing new under the sun

German forums agreed that at this time it would be full of fresh-from-the -farm youngsters and admission (changing about daily) was confirmed via phone to be a bargain @€20,-. Hey, if the club sucks and the girls don’t, i can easily move on to Neby, Arabella, LuderLounge.

Forgot to take a pic myself - and google streetview is from 2008!-/
Forgot to take a pic myself – and google streetview is from 2008!-/

Parking easy along the roadside, not many curious views from the seriously working class ;). <RIIING> the bell, lovely chick for door service – real FKK (=completely naked except those shoes), somewhat skinny with boobs, maybe 20 or a little less… in my mind i had already booked and bonked her!


“That’ll be 20,-” – “I know, called you less than 1 hr ago”

“Been here before?” – “Sure, I know it all”

“Don’t remember you…?” – “Well, it’s been awhile! (Sh.t, I had hoped to be invisible 🙁 )

Changing to the Hessendress (<- first example – read on!), locking my stuff up, little shower … ow where’s my queen for the next 30 minutes? I really want those lips on my boner, those tits…, that puss … and i want it and her now!

Well, s.tuff happens. She had already booked another customer 🙁 What’s left for me? About eager 8 lovelies! Some not so eager actually – fiddling away on their phones, probably with their managing brother...

But at least three setting up an inviting smile at catching my look and one ever so slightly caressing her pussy with that not so slightly heinous look on her face. No introduction needed – they’ll change it soon enogh anyway. The smile changed to “Ha! Gotcha!” when she was sure that for the next 30 minutes she’d be well employed. And she got the game I wanted to play with her!

No more eye contact, instead a huge welcome kiss for my best friend! Taking hin pretty deep, already in public. A little while showing too the (few) other potential customers what she’s up too, some pussy sliding with me sitting on the couch, her on my lap, a first try of putting it in… sooo good! High time to find a room now!

This should not have been a field report…

when i started – the title suggests otherwise. But somehow the moemory carried me away 🙂 So I’ll abruptly leave out the rest (which in all honesty was a little less spectacular than start) and go back to what i actually wanted to let you know.

So after that room i was pretty happy and got out into the sunny afternoon for some recovery – and maybe establish another contact. Well, the contact was not female! Not under 30 and not FKK either!

Instead i got chatting with another punter, who has just put up a nice web resource – an “FKK Club German slang and abbreviations guide“! Just what I needed! :praisethelord: because so often there’s no english words to say what i want to say. And while I don’t know, how to simply include the page (which i was allowed and will do later!) from now on I’ll at least put up some links to those confusing terms – like “What the f… is a Hessendress?!”

For now, take a look at this!

Good day for me and site – and i won’t bother you with the next two rounds, but know that one happened completely in the open! Am I some sort of show off 😕 😛



Oktoberfests to the brim…

With the real thing in munich staying behind previous years’ numbers – funny enough only in visitors, not in ox meat consumed – more and more fkk clubs jump on the bandwagon and create their own oktoberfest. Most for just a day, though. But you never know…

While for me, Oompah-music is not the favorite thing, it seems to stimulate a certain kind of activity with males and females 😛 And frankly, even the traditional fashion is designed to pu the chicks’ assets in good view. Assisting in the hunt for a good man for life…

Some of the stuff worn for FKK- and Sauna- Clubs’ Oktoberfests these days is even more explicit – more explicitly helping with th hunt for a good man for the next 30 or 60 minutes 😀

You feel like being prey for some time? Or hunting the delicious stuff yourself? Together with slightly different food than on usual days, these parties are worth a try!

Here’s two more recommendations:

Oktoberfest @FKK LuderLounge
Oktoberfest @ Dolce Vita, Düsseldorf

All u can… (YEP, that!) @LaLuna, Oct, 13th

Now, this is unusual! Even for those of us us who are used to the unusual …

A serious Offer: AI at just € 120,-
A serious Offer: AI at just € 120,-

Let me start by saying that LaLuna, Moers is not actually my favourite location. It is a pretty dark (and even damp) place in the basement of a less then… shiny… neighborhood and actually not at a bargain price. However, it does have it’s regulars and fans – and they come there for legendary service!

So this event does deserve a special mentioning: 1 Day all you can (…do!) inclusive for just 120,- € !

If you’re not trusting your idea: Yes, this includes sex, too! And with (well, almost) no taboos…

Actually there’s other places with similar and even lower priced offer like that – Pauschalclubs / “Package clubs”. However, food offers there never lives up to what LaLuna put up on these events. And most of all, girls may sometimes be a little hard to reach in the other places…

Here, you can be sure to really get what you come. For. Certainly, 6 LaLuna girls make more guys happyer than 12 usual club girls – they do go wild! You’d better be willing to

  • share a girl
  • be seen in public
  • accept other guys

to get the most out of this – it’s gonna be wild. Really wild!

But if you’re up for unusual, you’ll find it there!

I’d love to hear how you liked it – if and when you’ve been there!

Villa Vertigo working… on price!

While I try to stay away from guessing about things behind the scenes, some things are obvious on stage:

Happy Hour:Only €35,- until 1 p.m.

Villa Vertigo, one of the finest fkk clubs of all, had a shortage of nice girls recently. And this leads into a downward spiral easily:

  • lack of (nice, fun) ladies leads to punters staying away
  • lack of motivated customers leads to ladies looking for a better workplace -or just grim ;-}
  • start again

By now, management have noted – and taken action! While a “2 come, one pay” special for males has been up for some days now, since yesterday there’s more:

  1. a €35,- happy hour for men and
  2. Completely free admission for new girls!

While the check-it-out-free for girls actually is possible

may check it out free
may check it out free

in many fkk- and sauna clubs, it’s not usually placed for the greater public. The Situation seems to have serious room for improvement!

Even more, the Happy Hour for guys is tricky, too: I might attract larger numbers of what is called “Frühstücksrenter” (=Breakfast Pensioneers) in German – slightly matured gents with daytime leisure but just maybe a little less financial (end even sexual) potency. They just might create a little extra cost for the club (mostly food and drink) without pleasing the ladies big time and cash

I certainly wish them the best of luck with that – for me, the place itself is fantastic. And the garden- and pool area even more. So, let’s hope whatever happened behind the scenes is handled, chicks and punters flocking the place again! I’ll try to make my way there within the next 2 weeks and let you know!

Oktoberfest in Villa Marisol, Sept 30

Yet another Octoberfest…

It’s getting hard to decide, where to go on certain days! Can’t possibly do them all…

Party – Hot and Bavarian Style

This one offering…

  • champagne reception
  • stripshows
  • rustic buffet, bavarian style
  • free beer & pretzel
  • live-DJ
  • erotic drawing (a little unclear – hopefully, we can win some “room time”, certainly some free admissions for next time) aaand
  • girls in dirndl dresses!